staying.reckless.

I drink because you're lame.

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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streetlights-onaudreys:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

t-igerfucker

remember this omg

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voldemort:
harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
harry:
harry:
harry:
i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now