It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
That last line is basically how I sext people.
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
I added subtle sass.
Thought you guys might enjoy my niece’s outfit for Comic-con - Imgur
Fake hair so real it’s… [x]